Hey! I'm Smokey! I'm a hot slut with a moderate drinking problem, so you know I'm loose.
In my free time I enjoy touching weird, slimy shit I find on the ground, and also lookin' for whores so I can give them my OF referral link and make that dolla dolla!
I have a bunch of hidden talents, but I don't want to tell you what they are because I get off on pretending to be humble.
If I had to describe myself in one word, I'd choose..."bad." That's just the way it is.